He should’ve turned off the wipers..

Stop complaining. Just remove the bumper cover, the fender liner and loosen the brake caliper. Then remove the hood, unbolt the dashboard (but leave the steering wheel in place). Undo the battery. Now you can access the headlamp bulb. Call your toddler over, because children’s arms are better suited to fit the tight…

That was my first thought as well.

The design of that tractor immediately made me think of this:

There’s also what appears to be a tale on the wheel.

In the long run, that burn out was supercheap.

Pleats, and creases, on pants, are both bad...unless you want to look like a businessman from the 1990s.

i was wondering if anyone had a Top gun, err, Days of Thunder comment. twice the weight, half the tires, I know Hamilton is good but it takes getting used to

Somebody needs to do a “Cars” version of Stef’s Porsche.

What about Stef’s Porsche?

All right, the suspense is killing me. Who won?

Actually, if you’ve ever been here, it’s the transplants that are the worst. Californians are great people. Which is why it’s the best state in the land, asshole. We’re leaders, not luddite morons. And, our state no longer flirts with bankruptcy because our Democratic governor worked our shit out. Unique states have…

This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

A Jeep so janky, scientists are still discovering new means of failure.

I remember that ad. I remember thinking how incredibly tone-deaf it was, and how thrilled I was to be called crazy by someone in the process of them asking for money. Screw Ikea.

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

It’s the 5. What the hell is I-5?

Also this:

Dolomite Brown Metallic, by any chance? Cuz that’s what I have. With brown leather interior. And a brown steering wheel. With brown dash panels. #brown

Mine is similar, except that I’m driving under a overpass or tunnel and it will suddenly collapse on me and I’m instantly crushed or can’t get out of the rubble and slowly suffocate.