As an ex-Buffalonian in all seriousness, I can attest to this. We thought he was the future, but his play was disappointing. 

Tommy Boy! ( In a dress)

Did Cersei die? I don’t think she did. 

I see the joy in that beautiful little boy’s eyes and worry that this abuse will turn him into a dour, insecure mess as an adult. I hope not.

I know I am. 

No movie made me laugh more than Borat and Bruno was close. That's how I judge what's funniest.

And yet here you are, propping them up

Jeesh, even the REAL Vikings used birth control now and then.

this would explain why he never came through for the sabres.

still, how does this monetize twitter?

I've never done this. How does picking a low-ranked player "ruin" a mock draft?

If there's one thing the internet has taught me, it's that the most finely crafted angry letter is only that. And no one wins. The 24 hour rule is the best rule. And as douche-like as he is, the statement "I have already moved on from you" is, by the very act of being written, a contradiction.

Wow. That works/offends on so many revels. Levels. Levels.

Rick Jenerette; The best.

Hide The Groin Poorly

Balls Danglin

Bad News Balls

The buffalo sabres have played about 30 this year and I've puked during every one.

Jameis Winston's genitals do tomahawk chop of innocence into vagina of accusations.

Get On The Good Foot. Jump back, kick YOURself.