or, alternately, he’s the same messy tantrum-throwing baby he’s been ever since he was whining on twitter about Greydon Carter’s Bad Food Restaurants because he didn’t get a spot in vanity fair

This is some serious media controls here. Trump and company are desperately trying to keep the media from paying attention to something — or a whole bunch of somethings. That is why Trump and company are going full racist.

Emmitt Smith was probably the third best RB of that era. I would take Barry or Thurman Thomas over him. 

I’m fine with either (although for the record I was a Sharky Laguana guy), but something here seems fishy. Jizyah was up considerably late into the voting. Then, with a fairly steady 60-40 advantage to Jizyah, Pope got 1500 votes out of the blue while she only got 200 during the same period (an 88-12 split).

Dafuq? That’s a big swing...it was almost 60/40 the other way when I voted.

As long as the warriors have steph, draymond and klay, they should be the favorites year in and year out. KD made a great team unstoppable, but even without him, they are still the best team in the league and just shows how good they are.

I’ll just sit back and enjoy the show at this point, realizing there will probably never be another team quite like this ever again.

The guy has not even started playing for the Knicks yet, let’s hold off on any and all “worst nightmare” talk.

I’m here for Jizyah Shorts.

Cleveland Browns: Christ on a cracker. Terrible, terrible. You hate to see it.

The Aristocrats! 

A lot of these are good. Most of them I’d be happy whoever moved on.

We’re all just waiting to crown Jizyah Shorts, aren’t we?

To be fair to PM, Swearinger did taunt Welker with this after the hit.

I've enjoyed Teddy for many years. If he wants to go all San Diego State running back on us, I say he's earned it.

...if I was a Deadspin writer, I would write articles just so I could flirt with women, too.

"Looks straight to me..."

Should Kodos be in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

The best part is: every single one of those people, in the same position, would switch sides for like ten grand and a pack of gum. I'm a Boston fan, but Ellsbury is right to take that contract, and there's nothing traitorous about it.

Uh, oh man... I'm not up on any WNBA players...