Ain't that the truth.

Though I really follow Zoe's take on things.... I prefer dresses with a bit of slink to them :P

Too much foofaraw. If I'm going wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.

I went to the Arizona Browncoat Ball and had a BLAST! Wore a sort of steampunk outfit with my corset that pushes up my cleavage. So many great, fun people there in wonderful costumes. Can't wait to do it again!

"Were I unwed, I'd take you in a manly fashion. [. . .] 'Cause you're pretty."

Ahh, sweet-but-not-so-innocent Kaylee...

I concur. Having been lucky enough to attend a Browncoat Ball several years ago, I can attest that it is a much more fun and fashionable affair than any fancy debutante event.

"Captain."

I never wanted to go on a cruise and between this crash, the other crash, and that whole "entire ship filled with sewage" incident, I am glad to have my life choices validated.

I've been sitting at my desk waiting, waiting!! for Jezebel to write this.

I would hate that in real life.

It takes at least three years after living abroad to stop referring to the experience on a daily basis. And it's not because you want to be insufferable; it's because it was this amazing epoch that divides your life into Before Tuscany and After Tuscany. Only other people who have escaped their home countries for a…

Dude, they need to take those cages off so they can have fucked up teeth and risk serious brain injury from a puck to the head like us awesome men. Yeah... grunt, snort, grunt.

Can't believe I'm getting so much use out of this today:

I always get these two mixed up.

The teachers thing kills me. There's a law that requires teachers to report shit like this. My mind is blown by that.

I suggested that my granddaughters go dressed as Tea Party members so they can denounce the socialism of giving away candy to everyone just because they showed up and demanding a free market Halloween solution that denies everyone any candy unless they already have candy, in which case they can keep it. Those without…

At first glance, I thought this was a very intricately molded chocolate bar. Yum.