dirtqueen
dirtqueen
dirtqueen

This (“trap heat”) breaks my heart!

A Vegetarian told me that the pepperoni was okay on pizza, as long as it was covered with cheese.

I am trying to have my second IUD inserted. However, I’m dealing with some of the possible drawbacks of an IUD.

This looks like weird white sausages. Like a deep sea worm is trying to smother her vag.

What the everloving?!

My mother was 41 when I was born. And I’m pretty much perfect. ;)

Please be safe.

No stupid questions where I’m from.

Augmented coffee milk... yumm

As if the TML didn’t need more bad press...

I would also lose my mind if I had to drive a Ssangyong.

IDGAF how they do it, so long as they’re not doing it on my body. Because those bluebottles fucking hurt. Especially when you encounter several of them on your groinal area.

Fair do. She’s probably gotten said comeuppance anyway. I find that most assholes do, at some point.

How do people like that even get licensed!?

I would suggest you ensure she loses her practice.

I generally ask about “the weather down there”.

And if they find it noxious to breathe in my farts.

I was treated really well by the Manly SLSC. I was hosed down. I was treated by gloved hands. I was hot showered. All during one of their Sunday afternoon dos. Just gonna say, Bondi, Newport, you were the beaches of my childhood and I’ll always love you. But Manly though, we’ve been through stuff.

It’s basically a right-of-passage being stung by a bluebottle. I’ve been stung loads too, but the last one of having the tentacle stuck to my armpit for 20 mins was excruciating.

What frightens the bejeebus out of me is that the bluebottles in the Atlantic are WORSE. To the point of fatal WORSE.

Seriously. You have to be well northward to come across box and irukandji. And it’s exceedingly rare for the sting to be fatal.

That doesn’t mean that there aren’t stinging marine animals at Manly. I was recently stung on the crotch and the armpit by 4 bluebottles. I cried.