Awww, I want to give him a hug.

My thighs are big and muscular from a ton of biking/soccer/potato sack lifting that are slowly going soft from my new, sedentary grad student lifestyle. I also have wide hips. This has produced a thigh triangle? Is this a thing? Like, at the very top of my legs near my lady bits there is a gap, but then the swoop of…

They've actually just cast Michelle Bachmann in the role and told her to play herself. It's going to be fucking SCARY.

I hope whoever said that to you got exactly what s/he deserved.

Are they to be whipped for their "crime"?

Steve Jobs rejected his doctor's proposed tests, treatments, and surgeries for quite a long time (about nine months), believing he could stave off the cancer with diet and meditation. Had he followed his doctors' advice, he may have beaten it.

Isn't this a possibility when wrestling other boys too?

Perhaps we could do a demo for some of you guys? We're located from Toronto, Milton and Caledon.

We built a car for this season, but were to busy to actually race it.

A small build log(completely out of date) is at: http://electriccirc.us/

WHAT FUCKING HUNGRY PEOPLE DID YOU FEED THAT ELEPHANT TO, JACKASS?! Show them to me. Right now. And would those people have preferred chicken, or pork, or beef, or goat? Yes. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING EATS ELEPHANT. Do you know how I know this? Because when poachers kill them, they leave the carcass to rot. And…

I have to imagine whoever hacks my webcam will get bored pretty quickly. "I've been watching you smoke pot and cigarettes on your couch for the past five hours while you make friendship bracelets...what the fuck are you doing with your life?!"

I was thinking the same thing! Either own your choice to wear that or wear something else if it makes you feel uncomfortable but don't wear an outfit meant to expose skin and then tug it closed like all of a sudden you're embarrassed to be showing so much boob.

Yeah, I am afflicted (thanks mom!). But it's not terrible though, and it's less noticeable with cherry tomatoes (particularly home grown cherry tomatoes), and I mostly eat them.

Agreed! I've had people not tell me until they were at my TABLE!

Note to Elbow....make sure your joke is actually funny.

Can there PLEASE be a fashion scavenger hunt for this dress?!

What if the people in question - whoever they are - are incapable of asking for help?

I think people with any religion need saving.

I use a cup of organic lentils tied in a conflict-free hemp bag as a loofah.

Oh, my husband asks me to do his (b/c seriously, who wants a blackhead on their back) and yeah, it's super satisfying. I'm going to chalk it up to grooming behavior and call it "natural", which officially makes it less gross.