There may be multiple reasons for them by now but essentially they are an effort to keep the food market stable. We don’t want to let the free market fuck with food prices so we provide an incentive to farmers to limit the amount of food they produce. Essentially, if you own farm-able land, the government will pay you…

“People that work shouldn’t pay for people that don’t” is the laziest most simple minded argument. When the fuck are people going to stop parroting that same talking point? Jesus.

Did it get a worse score to make an example ? Of course not, but we’re not having peace in our minds.

You are correct. I’ll try to explain it with less snark.

I go to cancer walks and scream at the top of my lungs that all diseases matter. Cancer walks are very discriminatory to other diseases.

God damn I love this. After losing the election in 2012 the GOPe gets together and says essentially the following:

In his defense, he isn’t allowed on the Internet for fear he will see his poll numbers and curl up into the fetal position.

It’s bothering the fuck out of me but maybe that is why CEOs make over 200x what their average worker does. They make the tough decisions.

Nothing discovered by Manitowoc police (regardless of whether it was planted or not) should have been allowed in the trial. Maybe they didn’t plant it. Tough shit. You have a conflict of interest. Oh, you are a really nice family man and the lawsuit doesn’t mean anything to you? Tough shit. You have a conflict of…

I think what a lot of these have in common are goals that are too low. What would a dev team do with $15,000 that they couldn’t currently do? After taxes, kickstarter fees, and rewards, that isn’t a whole lot of money for a game project.

As soon as I start to think Idiocracy is becoming prophetic, I remember that Trump has 30% of the vote of likely voters of 25% of Americans. Basically around 6%.

Can someone please set this video to the Howard Dean audio? With the “yee-haw” coinciding with the kick at the end?

For a guy that says he has never once consumed drugs of any kind (including alcohol) Trump appeared drunk as shit.

Great Moments in Poop History:

I hate how they use math in all of their articles. They need to cleverly incite outrage and righteous indignation like every other news outlet.

Hopefully Lamarcus Joyner doesn’t try to avoid hitting Welker in practice by targeting his head.

I find it hard to believe that a guy with a giant painting of himself above his mantle would make stuff up about himself in order to impress people.

That guy REALLY doesn’t want people to see his phone porn collection.

I briefly dated a girl with fundamentalist Christian parents and they had me read a wildly popular Christian book (can’t remember the name, something by Lee Strobel maybe?) and the entire premise of the first chapter was that tolerance is horrible and anti-Christian.

Nah. Ghost stories are a lot like Brian Williams’ helicopter ride over Iraq. Probably start with a sliver of truth like “I had a really scary dream” but the teller realizes that makes for a shitty story. It slowly gets further and further from the truth as the teller tries to make it better. Don’t get me wrong, there…