my entry

GRRM was scheduled to write the script for the battle scene, so.....

Judges gonna judge.

“Writing shitty, generic breakup songs? Hey, that’s my thing!”

Pretty sure it made them a household name and here we are three years later and no one remembers who Ebola was.

Maybe he qualifies as such in 2017 because he hasn’t raped anyone.

Blake Shelton seems like the type of dummy who’d smash his Keurig machine because another moron told him to in protest.

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Unfortunately the cancer would have nothing to latch onto.

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

D.B. Pooper

It was the biggest crowd ever, it’s just that many of Trump’s supporters are so white that they’re completely transparent. Also, he is very popular with vampire Americans, who do not show up in photographs, which is clearly Obama’s fault.

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

First they came for the Youtube pranksters, and I said nothing because seriously fuck those guys.

And don’t forget the ability to inherit disgusting sums of money from their wealthy fathers...