My buddies and I broke out a Ouija board one night. We sat around it with our fingertips touching the cursor thing for about 10 minutes while nothing happened because none of us moved it.
My buddies and I broke out a Ouija board one night. We sat around it with our fingertips touching the cursor thing for about 10 minutes while nothing happened because none of us moved it.
Reasons why people protest abortions:
I wonder if 90% of my facebook friends are still Cubs fans or if it dropped back down to a more reasonable 5%.
Due to rampant advertising, FanDuel promo codes have now covered 98% of the Webster’s Dictionary.
Treasure? The Iraq war cost over $2 trillion (with interest expected to bring that cost up to $6 trillion over the next 4 decades.) Adjusted for inflation, the Vietnam was cost HALF that.
“Add one more to the successful self defense column.”
We should get rid of health departments too. I mean, if a restaurant poisons you with bad food, it was your choice to eat there.
They should man up and fight those chemical weapons and HELICOPTERS DROPPING BOMBS with their muskets!
Going for it on 4th and 1 is the right call every time but good luck getting people to agree with that. For a sport whose fans are obsessed with stats, the fans are really bad at stats.
Random, violent crime ALMOST NEVER happens.
I wish more people knew this. Completely random crime is almost non-existent. The vast majority of violent crimes are perpetrated by people that knew the victim. If you have a mentally unstable family member, by all means, buy a gun. If you are just an average guy that doesn’t buy drugs or commit crimes, your odds of…
I want to live in a world where it is legal to own guns but not many people do because they understand how fucking stupid it is. Seriously. People that own guns “for protection” can’t do math as they are much more likely to get injured or killed with their gun than ever need to use it for protection. I keep hoping the…
I watched a friend of mine move his thumb over and then down for 5 straight minutes without even looking at his phone. I asked what he was doing and he said "playing 2048." To which I responded "are you really PLAYING it right now?"