dirkgently69
dirk gently
dirkgently69

Oh man the summer when it’s too hot to cook is some of the best eating.

This is what I came here for too. I'm in the market this next year for a vehicle and was thinking very seriously about the bronco, I'd like this option but I'm not seeing it anywhere on their site. 

“subscription navigation with three month trial”

Yeah, like new york with pizza. Lol you know how many different regional favorite iconic foods come from new york? It’s not just one city obsessed with folding their pizza

1 novelty salt and pepper shakers are neat

Except no one disabled a vehicle or broke in, or brandished weapons, or opened any doors, you are just unhinged and enthralled with stand your ground mentality. 

None of those things happened in this incident. You are unhinged and obsessed with slippery slope logical fallacy.

So you’re for gun control is what you're actually saying, got it.

Then go away because no one gives a fuck about your opinion and most of the people here are interested. I'm sure jalopnik will go bankrupt at the loss of your advertisement views I can hear them crying already

It’s amazing that you’re capable of breathing through all that drool

Did you see him getting pulled out and attacked?

No, you breaking a law in retaliation isn’t someone else’s fault because you aren’t a fcking 5 year old child you are an adult held responsible for your actions. Grow up. Get a grip on reality. You are unhinged and dangerous, you sound like you have thought through all of these excuses quite a few times just wishing

Yep, this guy sounds like a real POS arguing that it's fine to hit unarmed citizens. 

Standing in front of a car isn’t “kidnapping”. You sound unhinged.

I love a good square cut but the first one looks like it may as well just be a Red Baron pizza (actually lol, I don’t mind this), and my God the crust on the last image looks absolutely awful.

Lol, people love hard seltzer because they can crush 12 of them outside at a BBQ or on a boat. The majority of people I know that drink them are the “I don’t like beer” crowd, which is fine. But let’s not pretend it’s anything but alcohol and forced carbonation. Unlike wine, beer, and good liquors it is not a natural

I was terrified of what "ranch water" could possibly be, but that sounds delicious.

Yeah except software updates are not manufacturing costs. They're updates, post manufacturing, which is why they're called updates. 

It really feels like there’s a lawsuit opportunity somewhere in here that could prevent this type of thing if we look hard enough.

The only thing remotely close to this that I can think of is chicken wings. If you don't have blue cheese or ranch to dip them in please kindly remove them from my presence.