Most of that stuff in the restaurant is an illusion of safety. You think airborne germs don’t flow around a sheet of standing plexiglass? We still aren’t out of the woods yet.

Yep. More than that, I just don’t get any of it. Who are these people, and why do people watch them? It’s the modern equivalent of sitting and watching your older brother play because you can’t. How fucking boring. Just play yourself. 

So why not make a different account with a different name and different avatar that he won’t be able to impersonate? I mean he could but he'd have to know it's the same person to do so. If he just keeps doing it, why pretend reporting is going to do anything? Wouldn’t it be easier to just use a differently named…

Lol, anyone who has ever played this game could tell you this was the office culture. How could you work for a company like this and NOT fully expect it in the office? Why are you there? 

Yep, the majority of these type recipes that are recalled from childhood are often found right on the box or on the inside of the Campbell’s soup label. Not to say that they’re bad, because they aren’t. People just tend to often confuse “I can cook mid well burgers and make box recipes” with “master of grilling” and…

This sounds great. I was amazed at how difficult it has been to find lentils recently. I searched the 4 different grocery stores near me including one known for having every random product that you could want. Also checked Walmart. Finally I just ordered a bunch off of the internet. I never really had them at home ive…

But it comes in cans! No other seltzer water brand comes in cans besides almost all of them!!1

I feel like a grouchy old man but I just don’t understand esports. It’s so lame. The equivalent of watching your older brother play games for 6 hours because you don’t have a controller to play your own. Maybe it is because I used to have to watch other people play instead of getting to myself, but I get so bored…

I’m totally with you on McDonald’s old pre2003 nuggets. I’ll never understand the obsession with “made from 100% white meat” labeled on everything, the dark meat is always better.

This is definitely my Lodge 49 replacement. It amazes me no one picked it up, it seems like it'd be a great Hulu series to me.

Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. Dr. Pepper cream soda? How did I miss this? 

I haven't seen these since hot topic 15 years ago I forgot these existed. The blue was pretty decent I remember, kinda sour

This is awesome. Trains are fucking crazy. It’s a shame they’re always on the back burner in the US.

The answer to this problem is always "turn it into soup" 

Man, all those words just to finally get a three sentence description of the coffee, one of which is “it tastes like coffee”. Sweet. Great stuff.

Bucatini is the best pasta stars for you

Heavy cream takes months to actually go bad

How do you not keep canned tomatoes in your kitchen? Your whole first couple paragraphs ripping on wine and canned items being stocked in your pantry (san marzanos, artichokes, and olives are somehow weird to just have stocked? But puttanesca is one of your top 5 favorite pastas? Lollllllllll) tells me you don’t know…

My theory is that either he hated the movie so much he collected every copy he could to prevent others from seeing it, or he felt that the studio stole his idea for a movie then went insane trying to prove it, again buying every copy he could. My final theory is that he worked for a video distribution company and…

Came here for this.