He’d also be a dipshit and in legal trouble since destroying currency in the US is a crime punishable by a fine and/or 6 months imprisonment.

Always the god damn edgelords

When I was younger they had told us that people would stick them into apples since they could be easily pushed in and bitten into. I always felt that problem solved itself. They're apples... On Halloween... No ones biting into those that night

My favorite was when right wing idiots finally realized Rage Against the Machine is really fucking political during the course of the BLM protests.

You say you’re against the decency and empathy of nationalized Healthcare, and then mere sentences later you say “we as a nation *absolutely* could, and should, do more for the disabled”

I’m sorry that you can't understand how pretextual stops are used. I'm sorry your brain can't figure it out. That doesn't make laws grandstanding or stupid, it makes you an idiot who can't piece simple logic together. 

Enjoy the regressive 1800s mentality then chump

Never understood this phrase you know you can't get high off bong water right? Just sick? 

This is how every martini should be served

I get thinking this about green olives but I’ve never thought of black olives as briney or salty and that’s generally what’s on pizza. I mostly like the texture of them for pizza, I hardly notice them besides that and the parm cheese sprinkled on top is far more salty than a black olive could be

I’m convinced that people who don’t like olives actually just don’t like the brine. A lot of them that I’ve met dislike pickles as well, so you know they can’t be trusted.

Yeah, when I think of off-roading through tight wooded trails I always first think of taking a big ass plastic, chunky, obnoxiously difficult to-see-out-of-tiny-windows hummer

A couple people have said this, but the guy down the street from me has two perfect condition grand wagoneers and they are just gorgeous. This looks like a tahoe knockoff that absolutely nobody asked for, and in 30 years nobody will be able to tell the difference between this and the other 12 shitty different suvs…

Another fucking boring, blocky, bulky, garbage looking Tahoe style trash heap. How is it even possible that they missed the mark so badly with this? Just... Has anyone at current jeep team ever even seen a grand wagoneer before? You had one job, copy-paste an iconic design into a new era, not pull another bulky ass gen…

Lol Tasmanian tiger. Isn't that a pic of a racoon? 

I love the woman's "BEHOLD!!" stance in the background behind the bar

Grape soda, orange, or mountain dew are fantastic floats when served with sherbet

This is for certain the best answer. A few years back I was at a brewery and the waitress was going to get me another drink and asked what I’d like, then she tossed in “or I could surprise you” obviously I took the surprise drink. She came back with their toffee stout and vanilla bean ice cream and whipped up a float.…

The neighbor down the street from me always has his red prowler sitting in the driveway on nice days. It’s really well taken care of. They’re definitely interesting, but man they look like tryhard PT Cruisers to me. And the overabundance of bulky plastic just makes them feel like something a child would have as a mini…

Everything he does is detrimental to the consumer. Just one more reason republicans are now fully the party of pieces of shit