She also wasn't playing against the best in the world like Ronaldo was. 

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

Article written about the authors’ discovery that playing the card game Bridge is surprisingly fun and enjoyable.

An anime sex robot would probably be accurate

I would imagine it would be an automated lube dispenser with a windex sprayer.

I’ve always had great success with the “5 more minutes” (or “Oscar Mike in 5" as they came to know it), but the key was they got an update every minute.
The beauty of this was that this “5-minute” countdown could take 5 minutes, or it could be done in 2. As long as they got a countdown, “minutes” could go by as quickly…

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I am curious whether it is possible to have a good faith debate about this or, if it is so charged and everyone is so entrenched in their positions, if it isn’t.

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER was the friends we made along the way.

On this note, what if ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER was Calvin Johnson all along?

Repeat after me: São Paulo. São Paulo. São Paulo.

Not sure whether I’m more excited about my Reds hoisting the trophy or Deadspin not calling them “the Pool Boys” in this article.

impressive goalkeeping from Alison

No way are those twins 7 years old.

Always pick the under with Chelsea managers, right?

The chatter is that Sarri is pretty much nailed-on as the Juventus manager. So no severance pay for Maurizio, and Chelsea might even extract a fee from Juve.

NOT IF THIS GUY HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

Okay, but, this is just putting a hat on a hat. On a hat.