Rian Johnson’s complex, complicated middle chapter.

In this parallel world, they have the right to arm bears.

Ujiri: Mr. DA do you like Imagine Dragons

Would have preferred you say “Simply Red” to make an excellent band-related joke

navigate the little vehicle towards a piece of Froot Loops cereal.

I’m not a fan of the Pats or Trump, at all, but saying there should be a conversation about “wiping his entire legacy blank” because of the man’s political affiliations is just kind of an extremely silly thing to say. Shit like that is what the Donald and co use to discredit any actual discourse because otherwise the…

Belichick is just happy he’s a human among sentient rocks. Goodness, this league is dumb.

Is it a stupid rule and a stupid fine? Yes. Was any other player in the league besides OBJ unable to follow that rule? No.

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

I’m starting to think the only thing to do is punish the collective until they see why they need to police their own.

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

I’m not saying ‘Montana Yao’ is a stripper name, but it’s definitely a stripper name.

Officials ruled that Dolphins WR Albert Wilson did feign a pass before he went down

Try watching the 4th season of The Wire if you want to see how devastating the system can be on kids. 

Cowboy Kneepop.

objectively, but also subjectively

i mean he certainly made a comment, that much is clear

Please tell me it involves cosplay where your wife wears this outfit: