The Doors not being way higher is some sort of crime against humanity. For shame.

Stopped reading at the first sight of Pool Boys. You just don’t get it, do you?

Get with the times, boomer. Nowadays, it’s either an instagram influencer and/or snapchat sex worker.

Drew, you wrote that Black Panther should win the Oscar for Best Movie. What the fuck do you know?

Until the next 17 year old prodigy comes along. Female tennis is fast becoming a young game. Contrast it with male tennis, where Nadal, Djoko and Federer, who are a combined 400 years old, still dominate.

Inertia. It fucking works.

I’m sorry, but if you pay 5 dollars for a cup of coffee, you deserve counting your pennies. Firstly, you’re probably not even drinking coffee, but some type of syrup-y drink with caffeine in it. Secondly, you’re doing it for the status. Just go across the street to the diner instead of Starbucks and get a cup of…

Is the order of teams reversed between OTs? Because the way you wrote it, it seems like it went SMU then Tulsa in the 2OT, and then Tulsa then SMU in the 3OT.

I’m not clicking that.

Hold up, you just said in another post that this was an unimpressive Bears team. An unimpressive team pounding the bejeesus out of another team. So, in a way, perhaps the Bears team is impressive?

Actually, it’s not.

I bet you loved it when Marshawn Lynch did his “I’m here so I won’t get fined”, which is exactly Quique is saying Belichick did.

This gotta be a black flag for both of them, no?

I’m gonna pay you $15,000 for you to not give your opinion on how I spend my hard-earned cash, was probably the rationale behind it.

I mean, Drew Rosenhaus is Gronk’s agent. It’s not really hard to think that the Patriots were monitoring this whole fiasco very closely and telling Rosenhaus that they’d sign AB in a heartbeat AND get Gronk back just in time for the playoffs. Get AB that Super Bowl he’s chasing, secure Rosenhaus’ fee for getting AB…

But did you star him, though?

My favorite thing is when Slavic people speak English they disregard completely the usage of articles, and goddamnit, they’re absolutely right! Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

The real question here is once again BoB and Deshaun Watson (as well as Reid and Mahomes, and several other HC/QB duos) leave too much time for the opposing QB to drive down the field and get the win.

It’s funny because your burner’s surname is White

The fuck’s a Jueve, and how do you figure UEFA leagues have mandatory roster sizes? Juve could have 50 players on its main roster for all they care (they certainly have much more than that under contract). They still can only play 11 at a time and have 7 subs, same as teams in Germany, France, Spain, England,…