Wow, Billy, now you're even shelling out bad takes about the NFL. Getting that draft capital haul for two players that may have been good for the team in the past but are mediocre in the grand scheme of things is actually a good deal. Tunsil has his head up his ass about football and Stills can't possibly have the…

Except you’re wrong (again). If the violations (entering the box before the penalty is taken and the keeper stepping off the line early) were spotted by the ref and/or the linesman, the penalty kick would still have to be retaken because those violations offset.

Yay for the husband of a player who is a shell of her former self and has won against an also shell of a former player. Also, both are fading away fast and, without these tropes, won’t stay relevant in the current circuit for long.

Great post, Drew.

The vibe I’m getting is that they’re just copying this relationship straight off Kyle Katarn / Jan Ors, which begs the question as to why they rendered everything non canon if they’d just go back and put it back in but with different names.

That guy died, right?

*Eye witness. Expert witness, while it can be rebutted, has a lot more credibility than just someone recollecting imprecisely from the stand.

Of course he’s full of shit. You said it yourself: he only poops every other day.

Shit, every time I opened my browser in college I always had 3 tabs on the ready: Cracked, Facebook and 9gag

I’m interested in the crocodile being fed Krokodil and made to listen to EDM article. Is there a video of that experiment?

What the fuck?

Re: Let’s gooooo as the only sentence athletes seem to know to how to sputter anymore, I present to you the “we’re Gucci” as in “we’re good”. It’s not only retarded, it makes no fucking sense since Gucci is a brand all built up on hype being peddled to young urban types, who are conveniently kept out of the loop…

Wachowskii?

That would be... cool? I’m intrigued and I’d like to see that.

Hugo Weaving is a goddamn treasure

Hard to take seriously your (Deadspin) opinions’ on football (yes, that’s the fucking name of the sport) when you come out every week with this bullshit and naming one of the most decorated clubs in European and world football ‘Pool boys’.

Wow, nearly 1,000 words and none of them is Valverde. You know, the guy who’s an utter disgrace for Barcelona. You think they like winning La Liga and watching Real Madrid win 3 Champions Leagues in a row? Or that Liverpool, who was all about eliminated by the same Barcelona squad, came back from a ridiculous away…

All handballs in the box will now be a free kick, regardless if it’s an offensive or defensive foul. So, no, Gundogan is wrong in the sense that any defender who handballs will indeed be penalised with a penalty kick.

Both the Steelers and the Raiders could drown in Cleveland’s burning river, for all I care, but the Steelers are looking more and more, each passing day, as the winners of that trade.

You have a point about a bad take on a concept doesn’t mean the concept itself is bad.