[The] ride, uh, finds a way

You know there are T-shirts, hoodies, high-cut tops, literally millions of combinations of garments and colors in various sizes, right? No need to dress in men’s clothes to avoid having a low cut. Seriously.

Between this and discovering how to play cm0102 on my android phone, this is shaping out to be one hell of an unproductive month of August

Yeah, no.

No hat/tip to the original Reddit thread?

That sounds like a name that, when in death, a member of Project Mayhem would be called

Still, Bob Bradley is a little bitch, alongside his son Michael.

Regarding the guy with the lady cutting his hair:

Except this piece of shit has done it before. He was kicked out of Feirense, a small club in Northern Portugal after having harassed his own teammates’ wives.

Jon Bois over at SBNation had an interesting story based on infinite football games ever since humans became immortal. If you guys haven’t read it, go look into it. It’s called 17776 or What football will look like in the future. It’s a great read.

Turn the image upside down and it’s an old lady rescuing a helicopter.

COTGoddamnCentury

Yeah, Gabe also did this in the follow up piece.

What the fuck was Mane even doing when Origi shot the ball? He was at least 1 meter offside. Why would he be chasing after the ball? He’s a great player and top wingers and strikers always skirt with the offside line, but in this instance he was completely out of it.

Nitpicking but it’s not Sao Paolo. The English name for the city is still São Paulo.

Billie, you left out the best part.

You didn’t reuse that handkerchief, right? RIGHT?

Yeet the corpse down the hill

Ah, finally. Inject this into my veins, so that I don’t have to deal with the Giants being the dysfunctional football franchise of NY.

I skimmed it. It’s hilarious. I’m gonna watch some more of it.