In a fiat money economy, nobody loses out because somebody else personally has $7b in assets. And, given that most people on the planet won’t even make $100k in their entire working lives, pretty much every American is obscenely wealthy compared to everyone else. If you’re going to have moral outrage, that should be…

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Assassinations? 

The kid called his mom a ‘complete bitch’. Eli had to look up what ‘complete’ meant.

If this were Cooper, the clues of “word he didn’t know” and “mom” would clearly indicate this kid used the word “love.”

This year’s absences: Bruce Arians, Pete Carroll, Sean Payton, Mike Tomlin, Adam Gase, and Sean McVay

I have issues with Cardi (as a fellow Afro American I don’t think she should be using the n word so casually and she has said some problematic shit about black women and gay / trans folk in the past) but yea, comparing to R Kelly and Cosby is a stretch.

Deadspin knows it’s all about the readers looking for smart, entertaining coverage of sp-LOL NICK FOLES HAS A MASSIVE DICK!!

Unsolicited, likely wrong advice to you Hamilton ... move on from GMG man. You need a change.

I’ll need to see further proof of this from you because I am not dumb enough to search the term “bukakke” on my work computer.

I’m sure there is another closeted man they can “out”

“Vander Esch admitted to coercing teenage male employees of the Pizza Ranch in Hull to donate semen samples for a University of Iowa medical research project. After helping collect the samples, Vander Esch would later tell the boys that their sperm counts were not high enough to be paid for the samples. According to…

Three of the first six items on the main Deadspin page are ads that are designed to look like articles, and God knows the Kinja Deals posts are loaded with sponsor-affiliated content. I think you guys can find a more worthy target than this.

Deadspin: “Hey everyone, look at this other media outlet posting an intellectually-barren, novelty puff piece! What a shameful fall from grace.”

Also Deadspin: “HEY LOOK AT THIS FUNNY BEAR!”

BORTLES!

Inglewood Intersection was right there.

Well shit, we better send Paul Revere to alert the Moon-people that the British are coming.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

Question 3:

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!