“I’ve heard plenty of fluent Caucasians speak Spanish before - but none with the ease and fluidity he had.”

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

They should make Call of Duty:Black Cops about a group of black policemen that have to take down the corrupt racist cops in their precinct. Then we can all have confusing conversations with each other about which Call of Duty we are talking about.

Can’t wait for Black Ops 5

I’d imagine that the punches being thrown aren’t super hard since they’re wearing skates and punching power mostly comes from leg drive.

The organist playing “The Godfather” theme was a nice touch.

Well, Griffin would be able to give a right hand to JPP on passing downs.

I hope Schur, Poehler, Offerman & Co. don’t tell me to fuck off for using that gif.

This is the big break calzones have been looking for!

Kirk Cousins, is... good?

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

There are 62 comments as I post this. WTF have y’all been doing?

...except he’s actually from New Zealand, which rightly considers itself a much more civilized place.

I don’t comment online

Prayers to flying spaghetti monster that he ends up at Deadspin. I wonder what Xmas Ape is up to these days...

I still spend a little time on DFO now and again. It’s not quite Kissing Suzy Kolber, but the spirit is there.

I know Matt Ufford lost his job yesterday. My fellow oldd-timers here remember him as Captain Caveman.

Apparently he watches the watchmen.

This is why Julio is the best in the game. He is scouting the scouts.