You should *have* watched the game.

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

The next great Portuguese defendant.

Will Grigg’s on fire, Kyle Walker had a shocker

My dumb ass knew the super bowl ring sizing was coming so I used her info from that to get the engagement ring sized correctly and I proposed about a week later.

How did you filter out all the results from the 2016 primaries?

Shoulda gotten around to that shit sooner, but +1 for not blowing it

All the rings accounted for...

Clearly you should’ve taken her name!

Now that Simmons is less of a thing, Bug and Hench have fallen on hard times.

crack cocaine

Haha. Total pwnage by the Pats over the Colts again. Pats get their revenge on the Colts for DeflateGate. The Colts now have to settle for the offensive coordinator that won the Super Bowl instead of the one that lost the Super Bowl.

I am seething with anger about this, and I don’t even think that’s an exaggeration.

Philadelphia, where it’s better to be Big Dick Nick than St. Nick.

Guy just looks like a total asshole. A coin flip has nothing to do with black history month, or race in general.

Good job, Dad.

Luger? More like WINNER, amirite?

I’m generally not a fan of throwing around “playing the race card” accusations, but wholly crap did Shani Davis ever pull out the race card on this one. Now all we need is Erin Hamlin to tweet back “I deserved this more #MeToo” and we will REALLY see some sane and perfectly measured takes on this!

Don’t be a Hillary, Shani.

he said “nó na cabeça” it’s a slang for when you do something to confuse the other person