And Eli Manning upstaged Tom Brady in a Super Bowl for a third time.

The issue is what they call “coup contrecoup”. His brain just bounced back and and forth against his skull like a pinball because the defender hit high instead of low. This game has got to outlaw the killshot or people’s brains will continue to turn to mashed potatoes. And in the NFL’s premier event they make a…

If this is a legal hit, everything the NFL says about its concern for player safety is a lie.

The explanation for the no-call was such bullshit. “He wasn’t a receiver at that point...”. How about a rule that says helmet to helmet is never allowed and you can’t just destroy people when their back is turned?

Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

He’s hustlin’ booze for Nucky Thompson on the Mass seaboard.

That’s not good enough.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

Like I responded to someone else, both a fine bands (I would argue System of a Down went downhill pretty hard in their later albums), but they shouldn’t belong on the same tier as Tool or Nine Inch Nails. Those bands integrate some real musicianship into their music, while Deftones and System of a Down were just fun…

His parents should apologize.

“When Serena calls you out, you should really listen.”

I’m still so annoyed that name is fucking Tennys. Apologize for that shit.

He has the right to be a hateful idiot and doesn’t owe anyone an apology for it.

I hope Deadspin gives you a monthly column to do just that.

As I said elsewhere, I went to my office and worked during last year’s game. Totally doing the same this year. Fuck the Pats and Eagles.

See, this I get. I rooted for the perfect season Patriots against the Gmen. Like any good NFC east fan you dont root for the Eagles. But fuck this with all you other clowns. Anyone outside of the East should be rooting for the Eagles I mean, my fucking god, the Patriots. You want to willingly root for the Pats, go…

Yea Giants fan here too. It’s gonna fucking suck lol. Eagle fans are already unimaginable douchebags to begin with and they’ve never actually won a Super Bowl.

Both have the distinct disadvantage of being dead and I have never seen a dead guy win a fight.

No, I’m absolutely not. I already called my brother to tell him I wouldn’t be at his Superbowl party.