Very good spirits at times, usually some single barrel bourbon when I get the chance.

preemptively greased up poles

Suggesting racism played a part with exactly zero evidence is asinine. Maybe it was a factor, I have no idea and wouldn’t be shocked, but it serves no one to just blurt it out with no reason.

If I was in a room with a Pats fan & an Eagles fan, and I had a gun with just one bullet, and I had to decide...

Amen. I stopped attending games back around 2000, unless I was invited to a private box, which happens about twice a year.

Maybe they had that Thallium Tea. I’ve heard that when it goes bad, it really turns on you.

Ah you’re talking about the pioneering work of Dr. Naftaly Frenkel, continued by an even greater researcher, Dr. L. P. Beria

See also: Death by Excessive Zeal for Self-Rehabilitation Through Manual Labor Syndrome, first observed during the construction of the White Sea-Baltic Sea Canal and later particularly prevalent among Baltic and German, uh, “settlers” in Siberia in the late ‘40s

I wouldn’t be too quick to dismiss the athletes’ claims.

That is an absolutely phenomenal, outstanding take.

Never trust anyone who speaks in superlatives.

The graphic designer still cranking out solid content on an Apple II GS, I guess?

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Last Action Hero is a great movie! How dare you sir!

Cheerleaders are, in fact, exactly the same as models and are often hired directly from modeling agencies. Same as grid girls, who are also hired from modeling agencies.

Stupid because it’s does nothing for the game but women enjoy it and actually aspire to do it even for the pathetic wages and BS working conditions it entails. I’ll never tell a woman or man not to do something as long as it’s not illegal. If it’s something they enjoy doing, then It’s not my right or my place…

That makes one of us he’d be proud of.

The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.”

Juneau and I know, but does Hamilton Noland when he sees it?