Papa Hitlers Pizza is terrible anyway. I mean, who puts sauerkraut on a pizza?

Seems like just yesterday he was demanding that we build a wall. Get your story straight Stan.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

majoring in criminal justice

Found the butthurt Falcons/49ers fan

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I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

If we’re gonna keep condemning things, we might as well have a blog called CONDEMNER where you can go see who is being condemned and also buy prophylactics in bulk at warehouse prices. One time I bought some condemns in a warehouse for the unbeatable price of a nickel a piece—they didn’t come in the wrappers, but…

In response, a South Korean player later snorted the sidelines.

Counterpoint: replay is good, and has not “poisoned” American sports. Because getting the right call on a key play is worth a minute or two of our lives.

No, fuck that noise. You’re completely wrong.

you can be whatever you choo choo choose to be.

So you are telling me he’s gonna have to retire with his 100 million dollar net worth and a more functioning brain than anticipated? LIFE CAN BE SO CRUEL.

FAKE NUDES

I had to look it up, but it does not. From the FIFA rulebook:

I don’t know how you look your teammates in the face after that. I guessing wide left.

Winston (pointing): “Fuck him right in the pussy.”

I played goalie growing up, and it’s what I thought I’d originally get a college scholarship for. Playing (American) football was kind of an accident, I only started in high school because I needed a sport in the fall.

Only if I can duel on the roller coaster carts a la Spike and Pierrot le Fou.

Spalding! I’m sorry, come back!!