+1 Nostradamus

Like clockwork.

prophetic af

New York doesn’t have a death penalty, the fed does, the question is will this be tried in state or federal court? Personally, I’d rather see these types suffer in prison, as opposed to getting the quick way out, and becoming something more than they are or “martyrs”. Let them suffer in a 6 x 8 cell for 60 years or at…

It will give the defense ammo, saying that he can’t possibly get a fair trial. Which is why, right or not, most government officials know to keep their mouths shut on personal feelings.

Chain pizza is filth.

Now that this has been published, I look forward to the Bills’ inevitable loss tonight.

No, I expect you to die.

Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”

I share my birthday with your mom.

Also Macaulay Culkin.

We have cake and play Trivial Pursuit. It’s nice.

If he fumbles, will it count as a Butt fumble?

Watch out for Kevin Spacey during those few hours

Today, in “how to get sued 101"

PC load-letter... What the fuck does that mean?

Kevin Spacey is currently preparing his statement about how he’s really sorry if these events that he can’t remember actually happened, and also he is a new type of sexuality that hasn’t been discovered previously.

He should’ve dove sooner, would’ve got there in time to knock it to the side with his hand. He had plenty of time to see the shot setting up.

Truly amazing, Atlético kicked themselves in the dick and it wasn’t because of Diego Costa.

Give him a break, he is one of the only QB’s with a literal monkey on his back.

It’s okay. They can air it in the Sudan when they pass out the championship t-shirts.

Your dog once lured me in under the false pretences of giving him a belly rub, then proceeded to hump my leg. With vigor.