From the Reading Comprehension Tees

The Baltimore O-lineman that pushes Alonso to the ground THEN dives onto him deserved to be ejected way more than Alonso did. ... That was something that served no purpose other than to try to harm Alonso and came close to starting an all out brawl.

Yeah! Some rich people moved their businesses around, so fuck Flacco.

I’m not saying it’s appropriate. But he’s clearly not well, likely suffering from dementia, and has no sense of boundaries anymore. I’d hold those around him in charge of his care more accountable. Time to stop putting him in these situations and let the matter, and hm, die.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

“Joe Person has to be the laziest pseudonym I’ve ever seen.”

If he’d been half as fast as Puhiri, it would’ve only been a 125-day siege.

Or early bird special.

I think when you misspell Andreas or Christian, that needs to be noted, but I kind of think that everyone gets a pass with the Martavises and the Zacs and the Aydyns of this world.

The mix of team jerseys makes it really confusing to figure out who’s on which side. The fighters should have gone shirts vs. ‘Skins.

No, trust the process.

You guys don’t get to be on the sixers side now. You will forever be on the wrong side of history.

I never realized it, but The Social Network soundtrack could have totally worked for Drive. My college roommate and I were both from Trent’s hometown so that soundtrack was being played constantly in our apartment.

That song makes me think of the movie Drive. Great soundtrack that gave it an 80's feeling.

I read “burfict kicked” as “buttfucked” and spent about 10 cycles of the gif trying to find the alleged crime.

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for that meddling history of aggressive asshole behavior.

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

I read “kicked” as “killed” at first. No surprise there, either.

The Burfict crime

Well, nobody’s Burf-
*explodes*