Why are they playing Louisville? Or is that the Bearcats? Weird scheduling just to get to a bowl game I guess.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

You haven’t read his many breathless articles about Messi and Barçelona? He’s Culé (and a Gooner) who, curiously enough, doesn’t know that much about soccer.

Now, I would like someone to explain me two things:

Does the old Mexico QB still have eligibility?

Have you ever loaded up Excel and thought, “Man, this would be amazing with Spaceship graphics?” If so, you’d probably like EVE.

Cokeheads who fistfight for a living aren’t usually the smartest group.

What? Tampering is so much worse than FFP. Fuck you.

Oh, I don’t disagree with you one bit. That’s what I was getting at—there’s so much stupidity in this country and such a lack of critical thinking that we wound up with an utterly unqualified, colossally stupid, self-obsessed, thin-skinned, immature asshole in the White House. He’s getting manipulated in more ways…

Agree. Just looking for improvement. I suffer no false idea that the US will ever win a World Cup.

It was a subtle jab.

France’s U-23 Olympic team would shred the USMT right now.

Soccer will never be our primary sport, thus we will never develop the depth of elite training necessary to overtake a country such as Germany. Their training is not only training the players, but developing a ridiculous depth of training for their coaches.

And so many great champions are only remembered for the skill players (most Brazil sides), but they also have players who did the dirty work.

Grit, determination and leadership would rank 9-11 on a top 10 list of qualities held by the England National team.

A pass play at the goal line. Jesus Christ. And I don’t even LIKE the Seahawks.

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Ronaldo? Suarez? Could probably come up with a few more if I spent more than 6 seconds thinking about it before coming up with 2 prominent examples.