Closing the window early will have a huge effect on the draft.

I want the Yankees to file a complaint about NESN next. Not for cheating, but for having the worst accents on TV.

Because it was a terrible kick that was going to go 20 yards wide of the goal before the deflection that perfectly slotted it in the lower corner.

I wonder what the name the team GM’s gonna call him. “Chop Suey Cravings is absolutely gonna be on our team next year.”

Even the people who developed thalidomide thought this experiment was horrific.

Okay Laura, ‘fess up. How long have you been sitting on this headline, just dying to use it?

I see what you did there, headline.

There’s only one way the NFL can repair it’s reputation now: By suspending Tom Brady for the entirety of the 2017 season.

A lot of people are not going to get this.

Kyrgios is many things I am not, that I wish I was. Rich, athletic, famous.

More like too many Rouge flags.

Now that I have a family and crap, I don’t come home at 2am on Saturday morning drunk anymore. When I did, the best snack would be pizza or leftover chicken quesadilla. Polish that off with half a quart of lemon iced tea and you’re hangover free when you wake up at 5am for no reason.

Counterpoint: This is an owner who campaigned to screw over Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder.

I love two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning and him defrauding the sports memorabilia people only made me love him more. Fuck Brandon Steiner.

He’s just reporting what he’s heard.

Well, he’s certainly a lot more excited than I’d be, if the Jets signed me.

In related news, Colin’s prediction that a 7torm was coming to Houston seems mildly prescient given current events.

The kissing his bicep in imitation of Kaepernick was a nice tribute. As was the tribute by Brian Hoyer during the 3rd quarter, when he threw a pass into the ground a yard short of the receiver.

Diablo 3? Instead of Diablo or Diablo 2? Seriously? I was excited about this article. Then I read it. Time to go home folks. Nothing to see here.