He chose to make this scene instead of, you know, asserting his managerial powers that allow him to force the substitution to happen.

I mean, jerking off is free. Literally.

Man, I’ve seen contortionists bending their backs less than the convolutions you’re making for the point you’re trying to make.

The animal kingdom sends its regards

Remember when Deadspin was castigating Jim Harbaugh for treating most of the players in that team as children?

Nope, that’s what SOME shareholders expect. Some of the largest and most profitable companies in the world have absolutely jack shit of a top line (or even bottom line) growth. They do, however, generate cash flow like a motherfucker and thus are able to churn out a very attractive dividend yield. Fuck, J&J has a…

Net income for FY 2018 was around 1.8 billion dollars. There are about 20 countries with smaller GDP than that and they’re all small nation islands. Activision Blizzard makes products and provides services to a much larger client base than the sum of all those 20 small nations put together.

Yeah, Bill Belichick is just a failson of his dad, the scout.

Hey, but don’t these C-suite executives have phones?

So, what’s your stance on white or non-black people wearing dreadlocks?

Have you considered that perhaps no nonwhite people live and work in Nebraska that like it so much they think “you know what, I’m gonna run for office because I want to serve this great state”?

“No treat for you! Bad boy! Bad boy!”

So this isn’t cultural appropriation?

I loved your book, Nate, and I love your writing. Though I agree with you that what Tony is doing is not akin to divination (there are patterns, after all, and when you’re trained enough, you will see them clearly), I think you may be off your mark this time.

I read on Twitter someone mentioning that the LT was set in the backfield, making it an illegal formation penalty which would offset both penalties and result in a interception and fumble out of bounds. No one is talking about it, like about the blatant facemask on Goff not called. If people want to be mad at refs,…

At this point, are we even sure Kaepernick still wants to play?

The fact that they fired David O’Leary after years of having them on the cusp of European glory and some respectable Premier League finishes is the stuff of madness.

I love this. Well done +1

A drive that took almost all of the third quarter. This is the difference between young and old quarterbacks: the latter know the importance of ball security and time of possession, especially in the playoffs. The Patriots had a bye and will go to the 8th consecutive AFCCG because Mahomes scored too quickly in hist las…

Hopefully they draft Kyler Murray and then change the name to Kardinals. It will be the Kingsbury - Kyler - Kardinals. Fits with what's going on with the whole state.