Actually, I'm getting a beer instead. Is it okay? 

Yep, this is a motherfucker. It happened recently to me and SMrs.KIA, and it hurts like a motherfucker every single day. My wife has gone back to work now and it has been good for her, to get her mind out of things. I couldn’t take a leave of absence nor even sick days, and suffice to say that working wasn’t exactly a…

People don't realize / remember but the offensive lines in those two games were dominant and produced some of the better games of their year when it mattered the most 

I disagree. While Russell didn't drive the Seahawks to the sb win, the guy single-handedly has been the driving force of the offense for the last 3 years without any quality linemen and had one very good receiver in Baldwin. That's it. He may not be elite, but he's miles ahead of all the others in that group except…

For reference, which are the qbs you feel are no brainers? Because I only see Mayfield and Rosen fitting that Bill. Allen is Jake locker before the inevitable surgeries from all the hits he'll take by running all the time, Darnold will fail like all usc qbs, and Lamar Jackson is just an unknown quantity at this time…

Counterpoint, your coworker is the absolute worst. No functioning adult should stoop so low as to actually drink coffee other than black. 

Unfortunately, 60 bucks would be a bigger hit for me than the 80k is to Brown

I love you

I mean, it’s right there in the lyrics of the first two albums. I refuse to acknowledge anything that came after Significant Other.

Heeeeeeh... Close enough. I'll allow it. For the record, a literal translation would be 'ninguém rodeia os vagões como a federação portuguesa de futebol' 

Yeah, I too am baffled why the concourse, which is crosslinked regularly to this here sports blog, talks about politics. Synergies?

It baffles the fuck out of me that Roethlisberger is hyped up and praised right here on Deadspin for supposedly playing in a fun offense (which, patently untrue but for Deadspin writers the fat man chucks footbaws very long hur hur so = phun ophense!1!!!1!) when he has been credibly accused TWICE of rape. But hey,…

Carl Lewis, Greg Louganis, Tommy Smith, John Carlos, Michael Phelps and countless others would like to disagree with you 

Mack has been doing this for over three weeks now during THIS season.

Dude, I’m 31 and even I remember this shit.

I’m drunk and pedantic

Actually this is the opposite of what Thomas is doing. He’s skipping practice and suiting up on Sunday. What this piece of steroids in human form is suggesting is the other way around: going to practice and skipping games. And if Bell did this, I’m pretty sure the Steelers would get arbitration in their favor to not…

*narrator’s voice*

Yeah the most violent one I had, that set off a cluster migraine (the only I ever experienced) started off with a taste of pennies in my mouth. I thought I was bleeding and went to the bathroom to spit it out and that's when the light reflecting from the mirror hit me. I was blinded and immediately dropped to the…

Probably enough for another title run