You joke, but may be Jimmy should’ve taken a page from other QBs who slide and also don’t go sticking their dicks on people who work in a industry rampant with drug abuse and mental health problems for many of its workers

Brady actually has some of his worst games in the Florida heat and humidity. No surprise that the dolphins usually win at home almost every year 

You need to check whether the rest of the AFC East record in the same time span is similar to the rest of the Patriots’ record against other opposition. Which is to say, when the rest of the AFC east produces 3 teams under 8 wins regularly, the patriots can be damned sure they're hosting a playoff game. With a few…

Not rushing the passer in that play but Mack returned an INT for a TD against the Packers in Week 1.

Of what you describe in terms of private property, there are a few countries that have in place a system somewhat to your liking: Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, and North Korea. Not even China has such a position against rich people.

Of what you describe in terms of private property, there are a few countries that have in place a system somewhat to your liking: Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, and North Korea. Not even China has such a position against rich people.

“Hey, I resent that!”

Well, on the bright side, now he has all the free time he wants to date pornstars.

Well, when it’s all said and done, murillo will end up a nobody remembered by no one expect his family, and Felix brych a second rate referee that hasn’t been called for any high profile games after butchering two European finals

Who took a shit on your pillow?

Reign of Blood would be fitting if it started raining, like Prince’s Purple Rain in the Miami rain.

That may be difficult given that both are probably getting an equity stake in the Patriots after they retire.

Cue the dink.

I’m confused. Who’s supposed to play Belichick? Kevin Spacey or Martin Sheen?

Just wait for Tom’s last season.

Fucking Mike Mccoy is still cashing in on a very good Peyton manning season in Denver (doesn’t matter that he topped it the next year in a record setting fashion). After that, he managed to disassemble chargers roster that was talented enough to beat the Bengals in their traditional wc loss and then get to draft Joey…

Fucking Dave gettleman. Instead of trading down a couple of picks and taking Quenton Nelson and having another first rounders or more lower picks to restock the line, he drafts a guy that will have to play at a borderline mvp level during his rookie contract just to make it break even

Of course the Jags aren't going to wear their road uniforms. It's just one more time every single coach in the league trips over his own dick trying to outsmart belichick for some reason. 

Actually, Dak’s total QBR increased without Zeke in the field. It’s in Barnwell’s article. Dak is a fine quarterback, certainly has a much better decision making process than what Foles has shown after 5 years in the league by having the rookie record (tied with Brady) for most consecutive passes to start his career…

I’d love to see HamNo’s tax returns to check his donations and if it adds up to 1,2% of his income.