“Hey, I resent that!”

Well, on the bright side, now he has all the free time he wants to date pornstars.

Well, when it’s all said and done, murillo will end up a nobody remembered by no one expect his family, and Felix brych a second rate referee that hasn’t been called for any high profile games after butchering two European finals

Who took a shit on your pillow?

Reign of Blood would be fitting if it started raining, like Prince’s Purple Rain in the Miami rain.

That may be difficult given that both are probably getting an equity stake in the Patriots after they retire.

Cue the dink.

I’m confused. Who’s supposed to play Belichick? Kevin Spacey or Martin Sheen?

Just wait for Tom’s last season.

Fucking Mike Mccoy is still cashing in on a very good Peyton manning season in Denver (doesn’t matter that he topped it the next year in a record setting fashion). After that, he managed to disassemble chargers roster that was talented enough to beat the Bengals in their traditional wc loss and then get to draft Joey…

Fucking Dave gettleman. Instead of trading down a couple of picks and taking Quenton Nelson and having another first rounders or more lower picks to restock the line, he drafts a guy that will have to play at a borderline mvp level during his rookie contract just to make it break even

Of course the Jags aren't going to wear their road uniforms. It's just one more time every single coach in the league trips over his own dick trying to outsmart belichick for some reason. 

Actually, Dak’s total QBR increased without Zeke in the field. It’s in Barnwell’s article. Dak is a fine quarterback, certainly has a much better decision making process than what Foles has shown after 5 years in the league by having the rookie record (tied with Brady) for most consecutive passes to start his career…

I’d love to see HamNo’s tax returns to check his donations and if it adds up to 1,2% of his income.

It’s not just work in the hours put in / physical energy consumed kind of thing; Bezos took (and still takes) the risk of being a shareholder and the residual claimant on any assets during all those years when Amazon was bleeding cash.

Venezuela is on the cheap now, I hear. Book a flight, it’s nice out.

Oh wow, that is just patently stupid.

And it’s as if Bezos has 163 billion in cash. Net worth is a fickle figure. I guarantee that most of his wealth is in either Amazon shares that should he start selling in large quantities would lose significant value or in assets that have very low liquidity.

I just spat my coffee. Thanks a lot, buddy.

Your take is oh so very wrong and you should feel bad about it.