Who in the press says Ramos is a sexist racist pig? Or are you referring to Chris Evert, who led the WOMEN’s tennis ranking for 7 years during her career?

I’d like Serena to complete her comeback not just because of childbirth (which, okay, sure, other tennis players did the same) but because of her bout with DVT which is waaaaaaaay more serious and impactful.

Three Matts and ‘now former laughing stock Jets’? Really? When these guys get pantsed by the Patriots, what will be your overreaction? Brave American jingoists avenge attack of jet planes 17 years ago? 

I know it’s a joke, but how many languages do you actually speak and how long have you been at the top of your profession?

She only gets to get umped by Ramos because she’s been getting wild cards to the easy side of the draw. Make her climb up the rankings and go through better opponents and let’s see if she makes it back again to the final rounds where she can get umped by a gold badge umpire.

Yes, she should. And then get banned from the circuit and not receive the unfair wild cards that have been placing her in the easier side of the draws.

+1 “Why not diddly-us?”

+1 “Why not diddly-us?”

Yeah, no. Belgian beer runs laps around German and Czech beer. And if you shit on Budweiser, you're basically shitting on Czech beer

We’re ALL married to Earl Thomas, apparently.

I think we can all get behind this suggestion.

Yeah, but I mean, surely your list of suggestions on learning how to swim can’t start with: “Swim”.

Yes, the sudden flood of blood to the nether regions tends to do that.

18-1

J is either a) a fucking asshole, b) an inconsiderate fuck, or c) both.

Yeah, seems legit and helpful.

Throw the Patriots in the AFC North and put the Ravens in the AFC East. Double Patriots Steelers annual matchups. Or send the Bills to the North and Ravens to the East. At least we get to see Harbaugh’s confused face after getting schooled by Belichick’s innate knowledge of the rulebook twice a year.

Throw the Patriots in the AFC North and put the Ravens in the AFC East. Double Patriots Steelers annual matchups. Or send the Bills to the North and Ravens to the East. At least we get to see Harbaugh’s confused face after getting schooled by Belichick’s innate knowledge of the rulebook twice a year.

Bold, yet true, take.

That one was totally Drew, though.