I mean, his whole mantra is “Do your job”

I mean, his whole mantra is “Do your job”

Hahahah don’t be ludicrous

It’s always happy hour somewhere in the world. Just think of it like being timezone-disabled.

Cocaine, you say?

It’s all about long term planning.

Yeah, I do this. Tense up and then release every muscle starting at the feet and slowly making my up. By the time I get to the shoulders my breathing is so slow that I tend to fall asleep before getting to the jaw.

It’s all about the small victories, I guess.

It’s all about the small victories, I guess.

Cap it at four games and you have yourself a great idea.

Cap it at four games and you have yourself a great idea.

Actually, the tackling motion would’ve been fine were Ward to keep his feet planted and push with his thighs instead of shoulders. Because he didn’t do the whole motion, he had no leverage and Ertz’s momentum made him roll over Ward and spreading the force from the hit unevenly across Ward’s torso.

Actually, the tackling motion would’ve been fine were Ward to keep his feet planted and push with his thighs instead of shoulders. Because he didn’t do the whole motion, he had no leverage and Ertz’s momentum made him roll over Ward and spreading the force from the hit unevenly across Ward’s torso.

Only second fiddle to the diminishing quality of Drew's rantings. There used to be a common thread from year to year, now he's just writing whatever comes to mind in a free flow. Funny to see that now Wade Phillips is just the son of Bum Phillips but go read other articles by Drew and Phillips is the best defensive…

+1 “My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio”

You’re forgetting concussing the opposing goal keeper. Though that one may actually have been an accident.

Not even J. P. Losman's mom has two jerseys of her son

I'm so insanely triggered by this. At least compare us to the fucking Browns, who won titles before they mattered. Kinda like Portugal having had an intercontinental empire before oil was a thing. 

Christ, that Stevie Johnson bit is just incredible. 

Dimitar Berbatov is... The Continental!