“causing a person to engage in penetrative sexual activity without consent” seems like a lot of unnecessary words to say “rape.”

And “A Bug’s Life” was the same story with insects. But, although I’m not sure there was an influence, 1976's “Star Trek: The New Voyages” (a collection of Star Trek short stories) had a story in which Shatner, et al. trade places with the Enterprise crew, which is kind of the same story as Galaxy Quest.

Mmm, I do feel like their reviews have gotten substantially more positive in the last few months, but that only brings them to a sort of normal “some good, some bad” level of criticism, rather than their historical “most movies are disappointing, the rest are okay” standpoint.

Fair point!

Did Amber Heard recommend them?

Would his lawyer be just sick enough of Jones bullshit that he purposely sent out damning phone evidence to the prosecution?

Look, I know we give the A.V. Club a lot of shit these days, so I figured a bit of praise is in order. This is an amazing phrase and bonus points for using my favorite word:

And you don’t have to have seen parts 1 through 12 to understand it!

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump were all born in the summer of 1946

Hatred ages a man so horribly. 

Republicans would gleefully shit all over him and people who voted for him would shit on him for not getting things done that he promised; even though it’s mostly because the squabbling brats in Congress (R’s AND D’s) won’t let anything happen.

I’m older than him?!
Man, I did not need that today.

“50-year-old President”
Remember when we had stuff like that?

You’re still wrong. The preferred pronouns for Ezra Miller are “asshole/shitcunt”.

The middle kid looks like Will Byers’s non-union equivalent, and right kid looks like they merged Dustin and Lucas together (a light-skinned black kid with pudgy cheeks and curly hair).  So they got something of a Stranger Things vibe. Just needs more 80s music.

Leia calling Chewie a "walking carpet" hasn't exactly aged well...

George Lucas is obviously racist towards Wookies since Chewbacca was snubbed for a medal in A New Hope. 

I’ve seen that at SeaTac, but agree that it’s (ironically) pretty uncommon in the US.

That is something that a first time US traveler to Europe often freaks out about: very conspicuous, heavily armed security at airports.

Wasn't there another famous person recently whose death announcement was premature? Although if I'm remembering correctly, this person did die shortly thereafter.