fair enough! 

Thank His Merciful Shadow I wasn’t the only one to think this

So... can we cast Justin Long in a Hollywood tell-all biopic about Tim Allen in a few years?

2017 season, but if they mean “The Super Bowl that was played in the calendar year 2017” I guess they’re technically correct.

That’s what I said. Lexx 1000% needs to be on this list.

I watched a couple seasons of Farscape and there was no sex, just the human man chasing the alien woman while she acted like a total bitch back to him. This is supposed to be science fiction, not reality. It’s supposed to be like Captain Kirk laying the moves on some green skinned alien hottie.

I’m a boxers guy but am going to stop wearing underwear entirely, just in case the disease mutates.

This “brief illness” is taking a lot of our beloved stars. Can’t someone do something about this “brief illness”?

It’s so cute you’re on a first name basis with your plumbing.

Damn, now Jack Bauer has to kill cancer. R.I.P.

Weird. The Dark Knight is an American citizen, and he’s kept his.

You can’t control it.  The Pesci voice just happens.

Pesci: “You think I’m sexy? Sexy how? Sexy like a bombshell? Do I arouse you?”

I thought so too. But I’ve noticed that, all too often, whenever people say they are sorry, that’s when the mob detects weakness/blood in the water and goes in for the kill. Assholes like Trump and Boris Johnson have unfortunately proven time and again that you are more likely to hold on to your platform longer when…

Fuckin’ Anna Sorokin. Is she going to be hosting this from Studio 60, or the Newsroom? And, how many rants about bloggers and the majesty of Sting’s pan flute can we expect?

To help today’s increasingly selective audiences, I think all movies should indicate whether or not they’re “A Knives Out Mystery”. For example:

I think that’s broadly accurate. I will also say that the Clinton impeachment was a bit of a watershed in terms of the media deluding itself into thinking it mattered. The old head of ABC News admitted in his memoir that they tried everything they could to make voters care about the Monica Lewinsky affair, every…

I think that might have been Gunsmoke, which went for like 400+ episodes. MASH was “king of the old hill” for its last episode being the most-viewed TV program until some recent SuperBowl.

I went to college with a Republican guy who had political ambitions. He was terrified to even smoke weed in front of anyone, in case it were to impede his future goals. That seems so quaint and adorable now.

“My work is done here” said Hastings after cancelling every Netflix show that wasn’t Big Mouth or Stranger Things. “Now I’m off to find new frontiers to cancel. Legend says that somewhere out there, they’re working on the greatest TV show of all time. A program of such unbelievable quality that grown men will weep at…