Reached for comment, Alden Ehrenreich said, “I am not Ansel Elgort.”

I propose that he always be referred to be an anagram of his name, since his name sounds like it was randomly generated anyway. I’ll start:

Isn’t there anyone who knows what mental health is all about!?

Floppy dicks are ancient tech. It’s all about streaming now.   :D

I hope Neil Young will remember,
Scrotum-headed man don’t need him around, anyhow.

Good thing ol’ Cordwainer Bird isn’t still around to sue the bejesus out of them.

I kinda hope his brother and sister-in-law lay low so they can still work. I rather liked Agents of Shield and wouldn’t hate getting another series out of them.

I will still stand by this but Stephen Baldwin was both 100% perfect and excellent as McManus in The Usual Suspects. He also has loads of great quotes including when murdering or about to murder people that could be used in this exercise.

That was his brother Edwin who was an acclaimed Shakespearean actor. John perfomed in less serious fare, though was also well-known. They’re probably more like Dennis and Randy Quaid. John Wilkes Booth famously shouted “SHITTER’S FULL!” when he shot Lincoln.

What’s his Baldwin equivalent, do you think? Stephen?

And in breaking news from 2029, G/O Media is requiring all writing staff to relocate to pods in the suborbital Musk Entertainment Array. Oxygen and radiation pill costs will not be included.

Too masculine. The actual guy looked like the actress in How I Met Your Mother.

He looks like the bastard offspring of Tom Hiddleston and Tommy Wiseau.

“Betty is just sick.  Slightly sick.  But she’s doing fine, and free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment...”

A small step toward the eventual goal of Aubrey Plaza being in everything.

Is that bigotry against cryptids? Anti-chupacabra or anti-Bigfoot sentiment?

How the fuck is “Magnolia” a better, more intuitive & descriptive name for a home-reno network than “DIY”?

can we talk about this instead?