The value of cryptobigotry rises and falls artificially. 

Don’t tell Bigfoot.

That was dumb.

This is a hell of an option to have on your website:

“I give up. Who are you?”

and he was on King of the Hill!

Romo’s legit. The article mentioned Madden found a second career in broadcasting, and I’m super glad Romo was able to do the same. He’s a bit of a fanboy, at times just salivating over stars, but his perspicacious nature and upbeat attitude are vastly preferable to like, Troy Aikman sleeptalking though every play.

One of those things in life that you shouldn’t look up, because you’re going to get disappointed. 

World’s Greatest Dad is a terrific movie, but unfortunately the combination of that title, Robin Williams and a terrible marketing campaign had it lumped in with Williams’ hideous schmaltz-fests rather than the complex, very dark work it actually is.

Dick Cavett was making Chris Noth jokes during the great depression!

Does anyone actually believe these accusations? This is clearly a smear campaign coordinated by Peloton to discredit him.

Ghosts can catch COVID now?

Laser is trying hard to live by the principle of saying nothing if you have nothing good to say. Don’t ruin it.

Is someone forcing you to comment on every South Park article? 

“We were just thinking you could change your name to one that’s less, uh ... Hey Phil, what was that word we came up with that sounded less racist?”

Any plans for a list that isn’t just literary fiction? There’s tons of great SF and fantasy out there.

Why doesn’t Laserface like you?

Mostly just Dino and one other guy who was a serious bigot troll. It’s kind of funny.