That was Hannity, and no. It's been 2,455 days since he said he'd do it just to show it wasn't the big deal people were making it out to be.

Hannity said he’d do it for charity and never followed through. Also freaked out at a guest who called him out for it.

+1 Mark Kelso helmet

Don’t ask “Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?”

As a Republican... I hope Trump falls into an active volcano. +1

+1%

Of Trump’s 5 Vietnam deferments, one was for “bone spurs” in his heel. When asked later which heel it was, he couldn’t remember.

You can remove “likely” and add about 20%.

Low hanging fruit

This from a guy who said he couldn’t serve his country because he had a bone spur in his foot.

He really is a message board come to life

That’s New Jersey Generals legend Lawrence Taylor to you, sir.

You spelled 98% wrong.

Reporter: “What are your thoughts on the NFL?”

He's got a point. If America weren't so soft someone would've shot this shit talking moron by now.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

So he’s positioning himself as the pro-brain damage candidate. That’s different. Wonder if he also supports lead poisoning or if he’s only for trauma-related brain damage?

Especially how it could’ve gone:

Joanna Lumley is 69? Wow.