The government fucks everything up, again.

The answer is: to protect people and institutions from lawyers who will bring 1000s of phony lawsuits hoping for settlements.

What a fucking asshole.

Thanks for saying there’s nothing wrong with not liking the previews. Totally needed your permission for that!

Luke and Leia finally gonna get it awwwwwnnnn.

Women really must be simpleminded.

Ask the liberals who introduced The Fairness Doctrine.

Lupita sucked. Walken was great. Murray OK. Kingsley great, too.

No, you lose. Bob Marley wasn’t offensive.

So when they make Bond black it’s good but when they make Ancient One Swinton it’s bad. Go fuck yourself.

This is the second funniest thing I read all day!

They were human weeds!

This is the first time I’ve ever rooted for the Daleks.

Which is why it’s so terrible.

R2 ate some bad shellfish.

I like Damien Hirst now.

Your daughter sounds horrible.

Actually sounds like she needs a good spanking.

The “First Peoples” wandered their shaggy asses over here from Asia. And then pitifully lost everything because they were too lazy to fight.

Maybe you should change your name to “retardedchemist?”