A pair of headphones is one set of headphones.

A pair of headphones is one set of headphones.

Don't get me started on Leo "If He a Didn't Hit It, It Must Not Be A Catch" DeCaprio.

Why’s he crying? I thought that underdogs couldn’t get upset.

"Ow, my legg!"

/dead

I guess that explains his avatar.

I'm just surprised that he frequents Gawker.

I haven't read this article, nor do I care to read it in a fair and meaningful way, but I fully agree with Doc's position on a blanket ban of gay marriage in these United States. Moreover, he's absolutely correct that Obama should be prosecuted for treason, and his staunch opposition to the scourge of reverse racism…

New MSRP is $69.

New MSRP is $69.

You may see at it as signing two halfbacks, but Chip Kelly sees at it as signing one fullback.

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

50 yards with the wind.

Hmmm, strange, none of these clips demonstrates HOW FAR CAN YOU PUNT A FOOTBALL?

It's definitely my most important work since my investigation into Ryan Tannehill's toe thumbs.

Did you steal that joke from the Letterman scrap heap?

So Keith couldn't be bothered to spend one minute to check on what he read before replying to it.

The most pompous, arrogant, egotistical, unfunny man in television.

Oh hey, and Keith Olbermann was on.

On the upside, Rahier earned a promotion to AA.

The moral of the story is: "don't throw scissors."

Seems fitting that Rose shares a space with the Virgin Mary. Both of them can be out of commission for 9 months without ever being touched.