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Todd Frazier is going to hell—which I hear actually has a better baseball team

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

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It’s a joke about flags. You should think about that.

That’s completely understandable. This is professional football and players must act accordingly. These days, players are so undisciplined. You can’t just go out on the field pulling stupid antics and expect no retribution for poor judgment - especially after you just costed the team 15 yards.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

What better way for the Ravens to prepare for their upcoming game in London than to tweet out a creepy-as-hell photoshop featuring the team’s logo superimposed on Queen Elizabeth II’s face, complete with a weird and somewhat robotic red eye?

That’s good work considering it took the Sixers 15 years just to find one building block.

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At that price tag, he could’ve just bought Houston.

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I’m used to being overlooked, but this one really hurts. At least that’s my initial reaction.

“I just have one piece of advice for Kyrie Irving”

Caller: Say that again? Must be bad reception, I can only hear a loud pitch.

[players receive box of solar glasses]

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