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Jul 17 2019
221

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Feb 1 2019
82

Knicks: *Shoot own dick*
Knicks: *Cut off remaining dick*
Knicks: Fixed it! *Pats self on back*

Oct 22 2018
434

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Sep 17 2018
131

It’s all good. Time for Daniel Carlson to take the next step and become a frequent Deadspin commenter.

Sep 13 2018
62

Goodell: “Wait a sec, you mean I can CHARGE people for the right to punish them?”

*head explodes*

Sep 7 2018
163

We get it, Brady isn’t a receiver. You don’t have to rub his nose in it. 

Sep 5 2018
16

Todd Frazier is going to hell—which I hear actually has a better baseball team Read more

Dec 18 2017
351

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.