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9/20/19
4:39 PM
738

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

7/17/19
3:04 PM
221

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

2/1/19
1:55 PM
82

Knicks: *Shoot own dick*
Knicks: *Cut off remaining dick*
Knicks: Fixed it! *Pats self on back*

10/22/18
1:08 PM
434

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

9/17/18
4:34 PM
131

It’s all good. Time for Daniel Carlson to take the next step and become a frequent Deadspin commenter.

9/13/18
11:42 PM
62

Goodell: “Wait a sec, you mean I can CHARGE people for the right to punish them?”

*head explodes*

9/7/18
12:19 AM
163

We get it, Brady isn’t a receiver. You don’t have to rub his nose in it. 

9/5/18
1:20 AM
16

Todd Frazier is going to hell—which I hear actually has a better baseball team Read more

12/18/17
12:14 PM
351

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.