Too many bumps and you'll find yourself out of the league. Just ask Lamar Odom.

In terms Suh will understand, the deal averages a $2.375 million fine for every two games he's suspended without pay.

I have a lot of questions about this tape, but the main one that comes to mind is, what kind of idiot would want to watch him play against random people in a Wal Mart parking lot on grainy surveillance footage when you can watch him compete against the best players in the world in high definition every Sunday on FOX?…

das ist überkinja

Decker, Harvin and now Marshall. The Jets haven't had that many mouths to feed since Antonio Cromartie was on the team.

Fallon's had more astonishingly great music on late night TV than probably anyone ever. Lip sync contests, history of rap with Timberlake, Ferrell + RHCP drum off, songs with kid instruments, Neil Young, slow jams the news, Brian Williams raps, black Simon & Garfunkel, the Muppets, yodeling with Brad Pitt, Harry…

Look at that dedication. It’s almost like they’ve been preparing for this moment all their lives.

It's actually just a funny made-up name. We Canadians have a word for the concept, but you wouldn't understand it.

I’ve always had a giant crush on Anna Kendrick:

I've posted some John C. Reilly before, but he deserves to be posted again.

Also, Jimmy Fallon for that matter:

ACTORS/ACTRESSES WHO CAN SING DUAN:

They should have known it wasn't the real Larry Donnell when he held on to the line for that long.

Cars are made of steel and plastic and other materials.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

Woman: Are you that under the bridge guy?