bastard, +1

that cereal discussion tho

Don’t think I could choose just one. Bevraj of Choice, Gamboa Constrictor, Eddie Murray Sparkles, David Hume...

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goddamnit, still cracking up at this.

Nobody throws their phone away…who does that? I mean, come on.

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Given that she’s seeking payment for damages due to personal injury, she should forego civil litigation and just ask the Bulls for a contract.

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“Get Down in a White Tuxedo” also happens to be the slogan for my new adult diaper line.

Heh, +1

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/dying

Leaf swung at him three times, and missed each time, the player said.

That’s great. +1

There it is, +1

The quaint town of Snohomish will now forever be synonymous with “LLSWS Scandal.” Along with “Igloo,” of course.