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^how not to double down^

She’s 100% authentic and wise beyond her years. Honestly, I don’t care how fucked up he was - he clearly had no conception of how fortunate he was (and I’m not talking about having made millions playing a silly fucking game!) - there’s no excuse for leaving that behind.

“That hasn’t happened in these pages in more than nine years!”

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Every bit as great were Shaffer’s mimed reactions to his nonexistent daps.

“How do we handle this latest appeal from the Patriots?”

[7th inning stretch]

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he had this first on twitter too, no?

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Update (10:57 p.m.): Uhh, maybe Flores isn’t being traded?

turn to me, I’ll give you a hug.

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After combing through this, I just feel disgusted.