Haven’t seen a four year old drive through the lane and bust up a rim that badly since Bieber’s DUI.

Blind ump?

Yes! +1

I got drunk somewhere and left this here. Shame me.

-4) Jason “White Chocolate” Williams

That’s funny. +1

Inside-the-park kind, too!

[glancing over list]

Nice.

+1

Me, drunk: ow ow!

It’s really no surprise that his head only got bigger after this.

+1

Given his hands on experience with awful mechanics and even worse pitches, he’d make one hell of a Jalopnik writer.

I’m no doctor, but if the poor guy’s in grave condition, the first thing I’d do is dig him back up.

+1

idiot, +1

Why shrug like a stick-figure when you can argue like a straw-man?

[kinja’d]

H/T Bleacher Report