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That’s so good. +1

The FCC’s hands are tied here. Though it's completely inappropriate for TV and should never have been aired in the first place, they simply don’t have the power to unilaterally blackout all NHL broadcasts.

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"Don't worry, bat-shit crazy housewives! It’s not that serious. Spinning class is still on."

Love this.

Surveillance video from back in September reveals that he’s also the Patriot’s fall guy.

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“-ulin, now.”

You can’t change the past, Chad.

CAPTION CONTEST DUAN: Been Too Long Edition!

Unlikely. When you’re RunninWithTheDevil, the bad trip never ends.

Heh!

Idiot. +1

But not leaving anything to chance, Johnson made sure the balls were scuffed and ready well before the Dixie Chicks sang the national anthem.

There have been far more egregious examples. Take Donovan McNabb, whose footballs were always a few feet shorter than expected. .

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Producer of low-budget Russian sitcom: [Dials NBA TV's HQ] Please connect CEO. Immediate.

Ha!