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And to think, Tom. This all could’ve been avoided with a goddamn’ pump fake.

Kraft: [sighs]

Football is a game of inches²

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Forget the Darwin book. The real supporting evidence lies in the fact that it was given to him by an actual caveman.

Big Apple Pay

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Sorry Tim, but there’s no way this qualifies as the new Tebow. I mean, Meyer’s clearly on the field.

[throws finely upholstered ottoman at computer screen]

The evidence of armed robbery is quite overwhelming. Just look at each of his.

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Ballmer should have purchased the 76ers if he wanted to dance like nobody’s watching.

Leitch - What’s up with no love for Grand Budapest Hotel? Not even an honorable mention. I thought that film was spectacular.

When you think about it, the idea of sending a beat reporter to just go write on the road is quite novel.

Nice.

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Christ. +1

Oh please. Everyone knows that the ol’ “It’s not my responsibility, I’m a hundred miles away” excuse only works if you’re providing Gitmo testimony to a Senate Intelligence Committee.

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