Getting flash-fried on a soccer pitch does not qualify as luck under all but the grimmest, most Catholic definition.*

Well, that backfired.

+1

This is a fucking gem.

Before you idiots go defending Gottlieb, just remember how many unnecessary shots Kobe’s taken.

A few months back, some dude dismantled the idiotic criticisms leveled against Wall’s game and, by extension, his character...

Hey, it could be much worse. Just think of those poor guys who go out every week and have to deal with being called “Giants."

That’s dumb. +1

I know they’ve issued numerous recalls, but this defective airbag problem really is worse than I thought.

..

+1

Student: 911? Yea, this dude was waving his shotgun at us from outside the driver’s seat. I just started runnin’ when I saw it.

+1

+1, that’s hilarious.

Tammy: [screaming incoherently over the iron bowl]

Ryan: [takes high road]

Bartender: [hands out shot]

That's odd. I've never really seen him play like a man possessed.

The Jets don’t care either way. Regardless of where the game's played, they'll still be six feet under.

[looks at horrific mullet photo]