Delivery Guy: Hi, you ordered spareribs? Total is $1,800

He could’ve learned the easy way and just listene-

I'm not here to defend RG3.

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Actually, it’s Killing Tuesdays With Moldy

It's the boiling frog story, and you tend not to notice the extremity of the heat when it's scalding someone who morally deserves it.

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[nah]

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The Bucket Missed

Jack: [dreaming] remember a decade ago? back then was as good as it gets.

Brown: [knocked 10 feet out of endzone]

“Oh no, again! This is worse than dominoes.”

This comment is underrated. +1

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[clicks video]

+1, this is a fucking gem.

♫ Said the selfie gal to the little man:

A VARIATION OF THE HANDSHAKE, FUCK.

What’s a fist-bump?